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Registered Dietitian Nutritionist
Protein-rich, probiotic-heavy & obnoxiously patriotic too.
Vegan & gluten-free
Let's face it. Streusel is
the Lord's calories.
Because we've
tried them all.
Vegan + GF option available
Prophylactic pastries
for president.
Fruit soup.
Balanced meal edition.
Vegan & gluten-free option
That's right.
Permission granted.
Take my money,
Quaker.
Sunday vibes,
sans the sugar coma.
Like nirvana.
But creamier.
Featuring toasty clusters
from the heavens.
Loaded with protein & wrapped in a carbilicious blanket.
Vegan
Smells like
Jack Johnson in here.
The 90's would be proud,
little slugger.
Because a spiralizaer & marinara just aren't cutting it.
Putting the "health" in global health crisis. I digress.
Tantrum worthy.
Not even mad about it.
Protein-packed, cinnamon crusted & caked in nostalgia.
Low-glycemic but
loaded with sweetness.
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